Welcome to Harris-Jones, makers of fine psychopharmaceutical products for Clarence... and the world! Why not come on in and see the sights on our newly-reopened Factory Tour? No need to worry; Our scientists assure us that there is absolutely no danger of contamination by the completely harmless fumes left over from our recent catastrophic, incapacitating chemical spill. Or, if you'd like, you can skip the totally safe tour and go directly to our patented memory test.
(To visit the factory, you'll need Flash rated safety glasses)